Smarty Pants Menu – Seattle, WA

Type : Restaurant

Location : Seattle, WA

Rev up your taste buds and join us as we celebrate 20 years of serving the Georgetown and surrounding communities! Delight in our scratch-made sandwiches and salads, perfected over two decades. We are also your stop for rotating local beers that complement every bite. With our nod to sport bikes and vintage motorcycles, our place captures the essence of the open road. Visit us north of Boeing Field in Georgetown’s historic district, where food, motorcycles, and camaraderie come together. Must be 21 or over at the Seattle location. Come in and order a TroubleMaker or Chicago Italian Beef.

Laid-back restaurant offering scratch-made comfort foods, craft beers & motorcycle-themed decor. Based on 796 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.5 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No delivery

Smarty Pants 98108

Address:
6017 Airport Way S, Seattle, WA 98108

Phone: (206) 762-4777

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Hours

Thursday 11 AM–10 PM
Friday 11 AM–10 PM
Saturday 11 AM–10 PM
Sunday 10 AM–3 PM
Monday 11 AM–10 PM
Tuesday 11 AM–10 PM
Wednesday 11 AM–10 PM

Menu

SANDWICHES
SPEED RACER
Field Roast grilled with onions and vinaigrette on a french roll with our house made giardinera, shredded lettuce, oil and vinegar.
$16.25
FALCONE
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayo. Served on a french roll.
$16.50
TROUBLEMAKER
Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and Trouble sauce.
$16.50
MS. PIGGY
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterey Jack cheese, and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.
$16.50
TURKEY AND AVOCADO
Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, Monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
$16.50
TAYLOR STREET ITALIAN
A generous portion of coppa, genoa salami, ham, and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil & vin, oregano, mayo, and giardiniera. Served on a toasted french roll.
$16.50
LIL’ PHILLY
Rich house roasted beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers, and swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.
$16.50
CLUB PANTS
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.
$16.50
PIT BOSS
Savory ham, smoked bacon, and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato, and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll with mayo.
$16.50
CHICKENHAWK
Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with Monterey Jack cheese, red onion and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll.
$16.50
SCAMP
Lean ham grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onion.
$16.25
FIRECRACKER
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.
$16.25
GRINGA
Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce, and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.
$16.25
DELUXE GRILLED CHEESE
Avocado spread, Monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
$14.95
FLIPPER
Our homemade tuna salad with hard boiled egg, green onion, and mayo topped with cheddar cheese and tomato and grilled to perfection on sourdough.
$15.75
B.E.L.T
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato topped with a sliced hard boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
$15.75
CHICAGO ITALIAN BEEF
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house-roasted beef served on a french roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera, and juice.
$16.50
FRENCH DIP
Thinly sliced house roasted beef and swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll with homemade au jus.
$16.50
APPETIZERS
CHIPS & SALSA
Need we say anything more? Yes. We make our salsa FRESH daily!
$6.00
HUMMUS PLATE
Homemade hummus, grilled pita, carrot sticks, sliced cucumber and pepperoncini
$13.95
QUESADILLA
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapeños … the works!
$13.95
NACHOS
A healthy portion of corn chips topped with our cheese sauce, black olives, sour cream, jalapeños, salsa and avocado spread.
$13.95
SALADS AND QUINOA BOWL
GARDEN SALAD
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber, and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
$9.95
SHERPA T
Quinoa, mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, avocado spread, green onion, cilantro and queso fresca. With our Go Juice Vinaigrette
$12.50
TACO CHOP
Mixed greens, black olives, tomato, green onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa, tortilla strips and our Loco dressing.
$12.50
THE CHOPPER
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our Tiptop dressing.
$16.25
CHEF’S SALAD
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with swiss and cheddar cheese, hard boiled egg and your choice of grilled chicken or roast beef.
$16.25
PURSANG
Mixed greens, shredded carrot, diced tomato topped with our spicy pickled red cabbage and onion, slow roasted pulled pork, avocado, green onion and queso fresco with Go Juice vinaigrette
$16.25
FOGHORN CHOPHORN
Mixed greens, red cabbage, bacon, bbq chicken and giardinera topped with homemade ranch
$16.25
ZIZZOU
Our homemade tuna salad on bed of mixed greens, shredded carrot topped our spicy pickled red cabbage and onion, diced tomato and Go Juice vinaigrette
$16.25
ROAD RUNNER
Like the Troublemaker? Then you’ll LOVE this! Mixed greens, bacon, green onion and tomato topped with our Go Juice vinaigrette and Trouble Maker grilled chicken
$16.25
CHICKEN CAESAR
A mix of green leaf and romaine tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty Caesar dressing.
$16.25
ITALIAN STALLION
Just like the Taylor Street Italian without the roll… Coppa, Salami, ham, and provolone cheese on top of mixed greens. Oil & vinegar, house-made giardinera, oregano, and blue cheese on the side.
$16.50
MAX WEDGE STALLION
Shredded iceberg , red cabbage and carrot mixed with a generous portion of bacon topped with a three cheese blend homemade ranch and salsa
$14.75
BRUNCH
Egg $3.00
Toast $4.00
Hash Browns $4.75
Avocado $4.75
Sour Cream $2.50
Bacon
(3 slices)
$6.00
CLASSIC
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise.
$16.95
LOPEZ
Smoked bacon, grilled tomato, fresh avocado spread, poached eggs, and hollandaise, on a split English muffin.
$16.95
BABE
Split English muffin topped with pulled pork, poached eggs, hollandaise, bacon bits and green onions.
$16.95
POBLANO
Split English muffin topped with avocado, queso fresco, poached eggs, and our house roasted poblano pepper sauce.
$16.95
FLORENTINE
Split English muffin topped with spinach & tomato, poached eggs, and hollandaise.
$16.25
EL TIGRE
Carne asada, black beans, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with our homemade salsa verde and sour cream.
$16.95
LOBITO BURRITO
Black beans, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream, fresh avocado spread and salsa.
$16.75
CHILAQUILES VERDE
Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade salsa verde, and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onions, cilantro, and queso fresca
$16.95
FAST BACK
Three eggs scrambled with grilled mushrooms, onions, spinach and parmesan. Served with hashbrowns and toast.
$16.95
BREAKFAST TACOS
(2) Pulled pork, scrambled eggs and cheddar, topped with salsa, cilantro and queso fresco on corn tortillas. Served with hash browns.
$16.95
MONTE CRISTO
Turkey, Hempler ham, and swiss cheese on French toast with a fried egg. Served with hash browns.
$16.95
V-7 OMELET
Three eggs, ham, cheddar, onions, and red and green peppers. Served with hash browns and toast.
$16.95
TROUBLEMAKER PILEUP
Grilled chicken with onions, bacon, and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with a side of hash browns and Trouble… sauce that is!
$16.95
SP STANDARD
Two eggs any style with hash browns and toast.
$11.75
FRENCH TOAST
Two slices of thick cut Texas Toast battered and grilled.
$12.50
ALPINA
One egg scrambled or fried with cheddar, tomato, and TroubleMaker Sauce on an english muffin.
$9.50

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Reviews

Joe Bryant
My friend and I went here on a Sunday for brunch, and we sat outside. The food here was really good. The server was nice. I had the trouble maker pileup, and my friend had the chilaquiles verde. The food took a while to come out, but it was good. We also had the Belfast coffee. The drinks here are strong and tasted good. I’ll definitely come back with more friends.

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Jeff Vogele
Food was delicious and the drinks were strong. Plenty of parking on the other side of the street. If you are in a hurry as in stopping by for a quick lunch then expect to wait a bit or get it to go.

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Melody Pan
Great outdoor seating area and friendly service – we went there on memorial day, it was pretty quiet. Food was good. We shared french dip with potato salad and Road Runner (green salad with grilled chicken) and we both liked and enjoyed.

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Steve Hiday
My first visit to Smarty Pants was a quick lunch take-out on a chilly winter Sunday. They were busy but not crowded, and nobody was on the patio due to the windy weather. The menu had a lot of options but the only thing on my mind was an Italian sub. It was ready in under 10 minutes and I was on my way.

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Sanjay Krishnan
Food was decent but the service was awful. Sign said to seat yourself, we sat down and it took them probably 15 mins before they even gave us a menu. They ran out of water in the water cooler and never refilled it even after we mentioned it to them

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Clint Stevens
Loved this place! Small and inviting with a cool vintage motorcycle theme. My friends and I finally gave up on the nearby Hangar Cafe after an hour wait and stumbled into this great little gem right around the corner. No wait, great service, excellent breakfast dishes and decent beers with creative cocktail options. If I could criticize anything, it would be that the on-tap beer selection is rather limited and most of the beers were on the lighter side. Could definitely benefit from a little more variety and some more interesting drafts. Nonetheless, if you’re fed up with the pretentious, overcrowded eateries around this area and desire tasty food and friendly service with a touch of rock attitude (and music), Smarty Pants is worth a stop. I’ll definitely be back!

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USN Explorer
Poorly cooked Cafe food at high end restaurant prices. Have had better microwaved burritos, and my girlfriend’s tortilla chips were soaked and soggy when served for some reason. My drink was warm as well

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Tom
Yeah, it’s expensive. But where else are you gonna get a flavorful, hand made quality sandwich in south seattle? Don’t knock it till you try it. You can spare a few bucks (+tip!) to try out the rage.

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Misha Smith
The food was average I was hoping it would be better because there is a lot of choices in Georgetown. There was no wait & the service was quick which is a plus. There is plenty of indoor & outdoor seating as well.

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Stephen Bernstein
I wanted to love this, or at least like it, but I simply cannot recommend it. I came here specifically for the Chicago Italian beef sandwich. First off, it’s a $17 sandwich – side choices include slaw, potato salad, or chips/salsa. NOT anything you’d find in Chicago with a beef sandwich. I chose chips/salsa. They were stale food service chips. The beef came ‘wet’ (wasn’t given a choice), with both sweet (green) peppers and hot (giardiniera). The giardiniera was the best part of the sandwich – correct amount of heat and vinegar. The rest of the sandwich was barely ‘meh’. I’m from Chicago and can make a better beef sandwich at home using grocery store roast beef. $26+ for the sandwich and a single tap beer (which had a hair on the rim for my first sip) at happy hour. Just no. Change the name of the sandwich at the very least.

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