HardHeads Menu – Crystal Beach, TX

Type : Restaurant

Location : Crystal Beach, TX

We are a quaint little place on the coast where you can lay your worries down, feel at home, enjoy chatting with locals, great food and drinks, take in a game, listen to some good music and enjoy the coastal breeze. We have a small staff and each of us truly enjoy what we do. We strive to ensure everything we offer is of the highest quality. We have a variety to choose from including, shrimp, fish, chicken, burgers, bison burgers, nachos and more. Our flash fried Brussels sprouts served with a delicious vinaigrette are a must try appetizer, among many choices. Come as strangers… leave as friends… see ya soon!

Casual, coastal eatery with seafood & American fare, full bar, lots of TVs & graffiti on the tables. Based on 491 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.4 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ No delivery

HardHeads 77650

Address:
1035 TX-87, Crystal Beach, TX 77650

Phone: (409) 684-1177

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Hours

Wednesday 4–9 PM
Thursday 4–9 PM
Friday 11 AM–10 PM
Saturday 11 AM–10 PM
Sunday 11 AM–8 PM
Monday Closed
Tuesday Closed

Menu

Appetizers
Chips-N-Salsa
Made from scratch and fried per order.
$6.00
Nach “Yo” Fries
Our crinkle fries smothered in our signature queso, topped with real bacon and our fresh pico de gallo.
$9.00
Fried Brussels Sprouts
Flash-fried until nutty, crispy and caramelized and dusted with parmesan cheese. Served with Maggi Seasoning and our signature bolivar sauce.
$8.00
Fried Okra
A southern staple with a ‘lil ranch for dipping.
$8.00
Fish Scales (Fried Pickles)
These little dyslexic cucumbers are hand battered, gently lowered into a hot-tub of oil and fried ’till HOT & crispy. Served with our signature bolivar sauce.
$7.00
Crinkle Fries
A half pound of our very popular signature crinkle fries, served in a really expensive looking metal tray.
$6.00
Salads
“Light” House Salad
A wedge of crisp iceberg lettuce blanketed with our Signature Bolivar Sauce, sprinkled with diced tomatoes, red onions, bacon and bleu cheese crumbles. We’ll go ahead and add a little extra Bolivar Sauce…just in case.
$9.50
Feathers
Boneless Hot Wings
We’ve done all the hard work! They’re boneless! a nice half pound serving of tender boneless chicken wings, tossed in your choice of sauce and served over a bed of Crinkle fries. Accompanied by a side of ranch dressing for dipping.
$12.50
Best Nachos EVER!
Nachos…The BEST EVER!!
The Gateway to Nacho Heaven. simple and delicious. Prefer a little protein? The choices are DIVINE: add Chicken, Ground Beef, thin-sliced Ribeye, Shrimp, Bison or Wagyu…need more toppings? load’m up!
$11.00
Swimmers
LSU Fish PoBoy
Our louisiana-style ultimate Fish Po-Boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and tartar sauce
$13.50
Blackened Fish Tacos
Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Served with Crinkle Fries.
$15.50
Fried Fish Bites
A full-size filet of our popular catfish, presented bite-size and hand battered, served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. You can’t go wrong with these….a go-to favorite for the VanDeventer’s, the Isham’s, the Pace’s and many, many others.
$12.50
Fried Fish Basket
A full filet of our very popular catfish, hand battered and served with a side of our famous tartar sauce. According to Mr. Stanley, our fried fish expert, it’s the best on Bolivar!
$12.50
LSU Shrimp Po Boy
Our louisiana-style ultimate Shrimp Po-boy is hand battered and served on a toasted hoagie bun, dressed louisiana-style with lettuce, tomato and pickles and cocktail sauce
$13.50
Blackened Shrimp Tacos
Our signature tacos come THREE (3) to an order. Accompanied by a fresh cabbage medley for that perfect finish. Snuggled in warm corn tortillas, topped with pico de Gallo and lightly drizzled with our Signature Bolivar Sauce. Accompanied with Crinkle Fries.
$15.50
Fried Shrimp Plate
We guarantee you’ll love our wild caught shrimp, sourced from our own texas coast, hand battered and served with a side of our signature cocktail sauce. A favorite of the Hamm’s and the Softy’s.
$15.00
This Little Piggy….
BLT
Starting with a generous portion of smoked bacon, this blt is sure to please. presented dry on a hoagie bun. a true american classic…as well as great hangover food! This is the staple go-to for the entire Hall family…aka “The Bacon-ators”
$11.50
Gourmet Burgers
Bolivar’s ‘Original’ Blackened Burger W/Fries, Bacon & Cheese!
A true all-american burger with a little jazz from our Louisiana neighbors. made with 100% black angus, sprinkled with cajun seasonings. served fully dressed with crinkle fries and our signature bolivar sauce on the side. We proudly serve 100% black Angus. [sauces/condiments are served on the side]
$15.50
Chicken Fried Steak Sandwich
Not in the mood for a burger…try our Crispy-Fried, Chicken-Fried Sandwich!! Seriously…Beef…Battered and Chicken-Fried. Mmmm… Served with Crinkle Fries and dressed with Lettuce, Tomatoes, Pickles and Onions. You’re welcome!
$15.50

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Reviews

Shellie Obrien
We ate here last night. The open-air vibe was neat. It was very windy, but it was nice since it is 100+ outside and no inside air conditioning of any kind. We had the chips and salsa. The salsa had more of a tomato/ketchup taste? Chips seemed fresh and maybe even cooked in-house. We also had these empanadas that had sort of an ettoufee inside them and they were good. We also had the wedge salad (chopped), and it was good also. Then we ordered the Italian pizza. On the menu, it says it has olives, ham, salami, and of course cheese. It didn’t specifically say green olives, so just a heads up. The crust is amazing, and I feel if we had known the type and quantity of green olives, we could have asked to leave them off. We love olives, but just the quantity of green olives made the pizza so salty we just ate one piece each.

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Kendra Russell
Servers were amazing! Food was excellent and you couldn’t beat the prices for great food! We absolutely enjoyed our experience here! Derrick was great. Helped our son pour his drink into his to go cup. Very patient with us having 4 kiddos.

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Stefanie
Felt very racist. 2 stars are for the waiter that tried his best to make us feel welcome after the BS we experienced when we walked in. And they allow smoking inside, yuck!

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Dan Barnes
Brought my family of 6 here on our vacation. We loved the local feel of the restaurant. The staff was friendly. The food was really good. This was my family’s favorite place we ate. A couple of people had fish options and loved them. My daughter had chicken nuggets and wanted to go back for the next night too. I had the nachos and they were great.

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Courtney Carpenter
Love this place!! We had the best service, our waiter was so attentive and the manager working was super friendly! We felt so welcome. The Bloody Mary was delicious and the fried pickles were my favorite. We also tried the catfish bites and the blackened fish tacos, they both came with plenty of French fries on the side and everything tasted amazing. Great vibes here, we will definitely be back!

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Debra Crownover
We had our puppies with us, and they made us feel welcomed.

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Kasey Nobles
We had 3 adults and 4 children (14-1). They were amazing, helpful, accommodating, and although they were busy (expect wait times for food) the food was made perfect, drinks were so good (shout out to Julia our waitress) and the band sang Happy Birthday to our daughter. Definitely recommend and will go back next time!

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redleg1776usa
Brought our “pooch” … waiter brought him ice water without us having to ask.. very nice touch! LSU Fans through & through. Baseball game was on… wife said Fried Pickles are the best she’s had EVER, blackened burger was good. Daughter got Nachos.. said the chips were a bit on the not-so-fresh side. Me and Grandson got the fried shrimp… tasty but wish the portions were larger.

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Erik B
Good food, a bit pricey but… great for what it is. Waiter brought our dog (took the initiative, we didn’t have to ask) a bowl of ICE water. Serving size lacking for the coleslaw. 🙁 Nachos were HUGE.

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Alexis Bradley
First, I was shocked to see all the good reviews about this place considering the terrible experience I had here just last night. The wait staff and kitchen had a lack of communication though, as we received someone else’s food TWICE who ordered way after we did before receiving our correct order… I ordered the mango habanero wings and was not impressed at all (I only ate 2 out of 8 wings). Then, I wake up at 2am vomiting my guts up, been up since then by the way, and I’m still suffering from the food poisoning I got from this place. Going on 12 HOURS of vomiting, dry heaving, and constant irregular bowel movements. That’s all I’m going to say about it because I don’t want to gross people out more than I already have. I just want others to be aware of what’s going on here so they don’t suffer the same way I did. I definitely won’t be going back to Hardheads again.

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