Based on 64 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.6 stars. Price
✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Takeout ✔️ No delivery
Address:
73 Sipprelle Dr Unit A, Parachute, CO 81635
Phone: (970) 981-3322
Website: http://thefunkybearcafe.com/
Hours
| Saturday | 8 AM–9 PM |
| Sunday | 8 AM–8 PM |
| Monday
(Labor Day)
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Closed
Holiday hours
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| Tuesday | 8 AM–9 PM |
| Wednesday | 8 AM–9 PM |
| Thursday | 8 AM–9 PM |
| Friday | 8 AM–9 PM |
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Reviews
Ken Hanes
My wife found this place while we were passing through so we gave it a shot and loved it! Apparently it had only been open for a week or two so I was a little surprised it was running so smoothly. Good food and good service. Well worth the short drive off the highway and the parking lot is huge so it was no problem to park even dragging our travel trailer.
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Dylan Kirkman
Absolutely fantastic. I’m a professional chef and avid traveller, so I’ve had more than my fair share of superb food and Funky Bear is in the top tier of restaurants I’ve visited. Service was excellent and fast, food was magnificent, drinks were creative and very tasty, atmosphere was chill. This is a must stop meal if you’re in the area for any reason.
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Cammi Bleed
Im so grateful to have a breakfast place in Battlement Mesa. The food is great, the staff are accommodating, and the decor is vibrant and inviting. I had the Steak and eggs Benedict. It was amazing. I highly recommend this place.
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cari kite
Enjoyed a fantastic Colorado Club sandwich with fries and a side of house made ranch. The club was pretty darn tasty, hardy and a lot of food! Ranch dressing was the bomb! Best fries I’ve had in a long time. Had a chai tea, Two Leaves and a Bud tea is higher quality tea. Though it was good….just a bit mellow tasting of chai than what I prefer. The service was excellent! Attentive and very pleasant young waitress. Definitely will be back to try out other things on the menu.
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Amber Bauch
Today I will include 2 visits in my review!
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Misty Swallow
You will not regret ANY aspect of this restaurant! So good from start to finish!
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Ashley Dufault
Best place in town handsdown. I got the braised shortrib Mac and cheese and the meat just fell off the bone. The staff are wonderful and attentive. Food was delicious and they were more than happy to accommodate an unusual request. For a starter, absolutely try the Colorado poutine. I tried the Mesa Manhattan.and the gummy bear martini, but the best had to be their funky mule. We’re legitimately coming back for breakfast because it’s *that* good.
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Genesis Molina
The food was absolutely amazing! We needed a restaurant this good in Battlement. The service was ok, our waiter kept forgetting things and sometimes would get caught up talking to the bartender for too long so the service wasn’t as attentive. But overall the experience was amazing!
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Deyani Zunivilla
Hash brows was over cooked it wasn’t freshly cooked y I didn’t like it, other than that
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Mikaela Covington
Had the avocado toast and it blew me away! Excellent service and even better food!
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