Crazy Aunt Helen’s Menu – Washington, DC

Type : Restaurant

Location : Washington, DC

We are a neighborhood restaurant serving American comfort food for lunch, dinner and brunch on the weekend. We are located on Barracks Row in the historic Capitol Hill neighborhood. We are a casual, family friendly restaurant where all welcome! Hope to see you soon!

Based on 295 reviews, the restaurant has received a rating of 4.4 stars. Price $$

✔️ Dine-in ✔️ Curbside pickup ✔️ Delivery

Crazy Aunt Helen's 20003

Address:
713 8th St SE, Washington, DC 20003

Phone: (202) 750-8140

Website:

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Hours

Monday

(Labor Day)
Closed

Holiday hours
Tuesday Closed
Wednesday 11:30 AM–9 PM
Thursday 11:30 AM–9 PM
Friday 11:30 AM–9 PM
Saturday 10 AM–3 PM, 5–9 PM
Sunday 10 AM–3 PM, 5–9 PM

Menu

New Brunch
TREE NUT ALLERGY $0.00
PEANUT ALLERGY $0.00
DAIRY ALLERGY $0.00
SOY ALLERGY $0.00
GARLIC ALLERGY $0.00
SHELLFISH ALLERGY $0.00
GLUTEN ALLERGY (CELIAC) $0.00
OTHER ALLERGY $0.00
Fried Green Tomato Appetizer $14.00
Deviled Eggs
tarragon, beet dyed
$6.00
Loaded Grits $10.00
Two Egg Platter
Two Eggs Any Style, Choice of Protein & Toast
$17.95
Shrimp + Grits $22.00
Catfish $20.00
Biscuit + Gravy, Maple Sausage $18.00
Buttermilk $12.00
Banana Pecan French Toast $14.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich $16.00
B-L-Fried Green Tomato $16.00
Breakfast Burger $18.00
Mixed Greens & Herb Salad
shaved vegetables, red wine vin, croutons.
$12.00
Caesar Salad $16.00
Bacon $7.00
Country Ham $7.00
Eggs – TWO $5.00
Eggs – ONE $3.00
Grits $5.00
Hash $6.00
Maple Sausage $7.00
Yogurt W/ Granola + Fruit $5.00
Side Salad $6.00
Remoulade $1.00
Garlic Aioli $1.00
Hollandaise $2.00
Vegan Hollandaise $2.00
Pimento $3.00
Ranch $1.00
Avocado Mash $3.00
Hot Honey $1.00
Side Cheddar $2.00
Side CC $2.00
Side Of Gravy $3.00
Strawberry Jam $1.00
Jalapeno Peach Jam $1.00
Bacon Or Sausage, Egg, Cheddar Sandwich $7.00
Tomato, Egg, Cheddar Sandwich $8.00
Kid’s Biscuit + Gravy $10.00
Kid’s Pancake $6.00
Kids Egg Platter $10.00
Kids Shrimp + Grits $12.00
Kid’s Cheese Burger $10.00
Kids Soda $2.00
Kids Juice $3.00
White $2.00
Multi-Grain $2.00
Gluten Free $3.00
Biscuit $3.00
Dinner
Boiled Peanuts $6.00
Deviled Eggs
tarragon, beet dyed
$6.00
Fried Green Tomato
pimento cheese, hot honey
$14.00
Dip $14.00
Korean Cauliflower $13.00
Veggie Egg Rolls $12.00
Burger
house made remoulade, shrettuce, pickle, onion, pimento cheese
$17.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich $16.00
Fish Sammy $19.00
BBQ Jackfruit $17.00
Vegan Curry Chicken $15.00
Mixed Greens & Herb
shaved radishes, red wine vinaigrette, croutons
$12.00
Caeser Salad
romaine, bacon, dill, ricotta, hard boiled egg, crispy shallots, buttermild dressing
$16.00
Beet Salad
bell pepper, apples, roasted beets, onion vinaigrette, walnuts
$18.00
Chicken Fried Steak $30.00
Harvest Pork
sweet potato mash, pork-pepper jus
$30.00
Chicken Pot Pie
half-a-chicken, brown rice, peas, lime, cilantro
$28.00
Catfish Entree
old bay potatoes, coleslaw, corn fritters, lemon
$25.00
Jackfruit Tacos $20.00
Mushroom Pumpkin Empanadas $20.00
Old Bay French Fries
garlic aioli
$8.00
Mac + Cheese $8.00
Mashed Potatoes $7.00
Slaw Puppies (Pups Y Slaw) $8.00
Mashed Sweet Potatoes $8.00
Asparagus $8.00
Kid’s Cheese Burger $10.00
Chicken Fingers $12.00
Grilled Cheese $8.00
Impossible Cheese Burger $12.00
Kids Juice $3.00
Kids Soda $2.00
Kids Shrimp Platter $12.00
Gran’s Chocolate Cake
whipped cream. make it a la mode
$12.00
Vanilla Shake $10.00
Chocolate Shake $10.00
Vanilla Ice Cream $3.00
Pear Biscuit Tart $12.00
Banana Pudding $12.00
Strawberry Shortcake $12.00
Cake Cutting Fee Per Slice $5.00
Garlic Aioli $1.00
Pimento $3.00
Ranch $1.00
Remoulade $1.00
Hot Honey $1.00
Pickles $2.00
Xtra Chips $3.00
Ramekin Of Guac $4.00
ALLERGY TYPE $0.00
Drinks
Coke $3.00
Diet Coke $3.00
Sprite $3.00
Club Soda $3.00
Ginger Beer $3.00
Iced Tea $3.00
Lemonade $3.00
Arnold Palmer $4.00
Cold Brew $6.00
Coffee $4.50
Hot Tea $3.50
Orange Juice $5.00
Apple $5.00
Cranberry $5.00
Grapefruit $5.00
Pineapple $5.00
Panna LARGE $7.00
San Pell SMALL $4.00
Milk $4.00
White Pepper Old Fashioned
Filibuster Dual Cask Bourbon, Don Ciccio Cerasum, Demerara Simple Syrup, Luxardo Cherry
$16.00
Chamo-Meemaw $15.00
Jordan Mule $14.00
Hell Is Other People $14.00
Spritz Her, I Barely Know Her $15.00
Miami Nights $14.00
Beet It Creep $14.00
Milk Daddy $14.00
Sage It Isnt So $6.00
Chill Brah $6.00
Increase Your Circulation $6.00
In The Thicket Of It $6.00
Virgin Bloody Mary $7.00
Crazy Pilsner $8.00
Port City Optimal Wit $10.00
8 Point IPA $9.00
Haze Charmer $9.00
Red Bear Skookum $11.00
Donnybrook Nitro Stout $9.00
Cider $10.00
D – ORANGE CRUSH $7.00
NA Schloss Eggenberg Fastebier $6.00
Day Crush Sour $10.00
BEAUJOLAIS – GL $10.00
MALBEC – GL $9.00
PINOT NOIR – GL $15.00
CABERNET SAUVIGNON – GL $11.00
SYRAH – GL $14.00
CHARD – GL $12.00
SAUVIGNON BLANC – GL $11.00
DRAFT – PINOT GRIGIO $11.00
DRAFT – PROSECCO $10.00
DRAFT – ROSE $11.00
REISLING – GL $11.00
SPARK ROSE-BTL $90.00
LINEN – BTL $45.00
CHARDONNAY – BTL $48.00
BEAUJOLAIS – BTL
Robert Debuisson, France
$40.00
PINOT NOIR – BTL
erath vineyards pinot noir, willamette, oregon
$60.00
MALBEC – BTL $36.00
SECRET CELLARS – BTL $44.00
PROSECCO CARAFE $40.00
PINOT GRIGIO CARAFE $44.00
ROSE CARAFE $44.00
RIESLING – BTL $44.00
Bloody Mary $12.00
Crazy Aunt Helen’s Salty Dog $11.00
Greyhound $11.00
Rose Nylund $11.00
Screwdriver $11.00
Mimosa $11.00
Bellini $11.00
El Peluche $11.00
Berries & Bubbles $11.00
Asleep & Awake $11.00
Gogo $13.00
Mimosa Carafe $50.00
Vanilla Shake $10.00
Chocolate Shake $10.00
KIDS Vanilla $5.00
KIDS Chocolate $5.00
SHELLFISH ALLERGY $0.00
GLUTEN ALLERGY (CELIAC) $0.00
DAIRY ALLERGY $0.00
TREE NUT ALLERGY $0.00
PEANUT ALLERGY $0.00
Kids Apple $3.00
Kids Orange $3.00
Retail
T-Shirt $25.00
Coffee Mug $10.00
Drag Brunch
TREE NUT ALLERGY $0.00
PEANUT ALLERGY $0.00
DAIRY ALLERGY $0.00
SOY ALLERGY $0.00
GARLIC ALLERGY $0.00
SHELLFISH ALLERGY $0.00
GLUTEN ALLERGY (CELIAC) $0.00
OTHER ALLERGY $0.00
Fried Green Tomato Appetizer $14.00
Deviled Eggs
tarragon, beet dyed
$6.00
Two Egg Platter DB
Two Eggs Any Style, Choice of Protein & Toast
$0.00
Shrimp + Grits DB $0.00
Catfish DB $0.00
Biscuit + Gravy, Maple Sausage DB $0.00
B-L-Fried Green Tomato DB $0.00
Buttermilk DB $0.00
Banana Pecan French Toast DB $0.00
Mixed Greens & Herb Salad DB
shaved vegetables, red wine vin, croutons.
$0.00
Caesar Salad DB $0.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich DB $0.00
B-L-Fried Green Tomato DB $0.00
Breakfast Burger DB $0.00
Bacon $7.00
Country Ham $7.00
Eggs – TWO $5.00
Eggs – ONE $3.00
Grits $5.00
Hash $6.00
Maple Sausage $7.00
Yogurt W/ Granola + Fruit $5.00
Side Salad $6.00
White $2.00
Multi-Grain $2.00
Gluten Free $3.00
Biscuit $3.00
Remoulade $1.00
Garlic Aioli $1.00
Hollandaise $2.00
Vegan Hollandaise $2.00
Pimento $3.00
Ranch $1.00
Avocado Mash $3.00
Hot Honey $1.00
Side Cheddar $2.00
Side CC $2.00
Side Of Gravy $3.00
Bacon Or Sausage, Egg, Cheddar Sandwich $7.00
Tomato, Egg, Cheddar Sandwich $8.00
Kid’s Biscuit + Gravy $10.00
Kid’s Blueberry Pancake $7.00
Kid’s Pancake $6.00
Kids Egg Platter $10.00
Kids Shrimp + Grits $12.00
Kids Soda $2.00
Kids Juice $3.00
Bagel, Cream Cheese $7.00
Bottomless Mimosa Per Person $35.00
Each Carafe $0.00
Each GLASS $0.00
Bloody Carafe $35.00
Logan Stone $12.00
LIT $18.00
Rotating Drag $12.00
RW Lunch
Mixed Greens- RW $0.00
Fried Chicken Sandwich-RW $25.00
Biscuits & Gravy- RW $25.00
Shrimp & Grits- RW $25.00
Chocolate Cake- RW $0.00
RW Dinner
RW App Platter $0.00
Chicken Fried Steak RW $40.00
Chicken Pot Pie RW
half-a-chicken, brown rice, peas, lime, cilantro
$40.00
Crispy Catfish RW $40.00
Jackfruit Tacos RW $40.00
RW Dessert Platter $0.00

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Order and Reservations

Reservations: resy.com

Reviews

Joseph Sanford
7/23: Maybe we just visited at a bad time (summer Friday night) but while the environment was interesting and fun, the service and food were just average, if not a hair below. We had to grab the attention of a server to order our entree, and had empty cups for most of the meal. The food was priced to be spectacular and left each of us (party of 4) disappointed, even the kid’s chicken tenders. The catfish was flavorless; the burger was a plain burger; but the pork was at least aesthetically pleasing. Likely wouldn’t recommend.

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Wilson Fujinaga
Lots of potential with a pretty great space staffed by a collection of eccentric characters type place. Think college. As was in college, I was into this somewhat crazy scene then, but today, I’d prefer something either a little more refined or edgier. This place def can use some scrubbing a-la Joan Crawford. They should push the camp to the max where every single item, drink, corner, and molecule is screaming and serving face.

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Lisa Lam
Absolutely quick & delicious food, great service, and loved the performance by Tara Hoot. Came Sunday right when they opened at 10am, and it was perfect since it really picked up and was packed by 11am. Shane, the owner, was also very friendly and introduced himself to every table. Crazy Aunt Helen’s has very cozy, welcoming, and whimsical vibes. Perfect for a date or casual brunch. Love that they have mocktails as well, Provence was delicious although not hot.

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Mark Blanchard
Geriatric hours. This is DC, guys. The kitchen closes at 9pm on Saturday night in Washington DC? What is this, Disney? Food is great, place is cute, staff is fine, but those hours… We were rushed to order, and when we asked for ice cream for dessert, we were told the kitchen was already closed a few minutes after 9pm.

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Caroline Smith
We stopped here for brunch after a morning hike and thoroughly enjoyed ourselves! The atmosphere and service were both lovely, and we felt very lucky that we were able to get a patio table for brunch on Capitol Hill on a Saturday . This place really feels like a hidden gem further down from some of the busier restaurants. Their cocktails were so well crafted and their food hit the spot (would like to give a particular shout out to their homemade hot sauce, some of the best I’ve ever had). We’ll definitely be back!

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Lizzy Page
Went for the drag brunch…it was a blast! The food was fine and the show was very fun. The crowd was also a lot of fun. Enjoy!

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Laurel Martin
Such an amazing time! We made last minute reservations for Brunch with Tara and it was absolutely perfect! If you want “drag brunch” ambience, but still be able to talk with your friends, Brunch with Tara is the way to go! Storm, our waiter, was great! Food was so good. The menu was not overwhelming with options and everything they make, the make well! The grits with pimento cheese *chef’s kiss*.

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Zak Sandler
Wow! What a memorable and joyful place. I haven’t seen a restaurant with such character in a long time. The ambiance and decor are fun and cheery and the food is excellent (I had catfish and fries). The performance upstairs (that night it was Shakespeare in the pub) was very funny and had a spirited full house. I felt like I was part of a momentary community ❤️ And the entire staff is friendly, attentive, and goes out of their way to make sure their guests have a great experience. Definitely check it out!

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Mary Ellen Golcheski
I have now gone 3 times to get a tasting of brunch, lunch, and dinner, and each time that I have gone, I have been met with incredible service, tasty food, and good drinks. A great addition to the neighborhood! Come on out for drag brunch and check out their event calendar-there’s always something fun happening.

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Jaime Lynn
Such a great brunch experience. The brunch bread platter is incredible and the strawberry jam alone is to die for. Be sure to have reservations—well worth it.

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